Archive for the ‘Stupidity’ Category

How to Kill a Capital Project

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

“Defeated handily” is putting it mildly. I guess that voters did a bit of reading and used a bit of common sense.
Let’s start with the funding:
47m Project
- 2m Taxpayer cost
- 5m district funds
= Approx 40m from the state. With the current deficit reaching obscene proportions, the district is taking a serious gamble. If the money falls through, the district is screwed.
The hype:
Of course the brochure sent to residents contain photos of pretty nasty looking rooms and furniture. I’ve been in the schools recently and have come to the conclusion that they had to dig a bit to find that crap. They make large the fact that improvements are needed to meet ADA guidelines. No problem with that. But they don’t mention some other things in the scope of work:

225k to change the gym courtyard into storage.
263k to expand weight room 1700 sf
1700sf. It better be a typo. My entire freaking house isn’t 1700 sf.
Now if there was a call to spend on upgrading the curriculum, improve the quality of education in the district, it would have passed with flying colors.
But a makeover heavily dependent on money from a bankrupt (both financially and ethically) Albany just won’t pass muster.

Now they have to step back and come up with Plan B. How about basic infrastructure work like they did 3 years ago? When money’s tight, you fix the Buick, not by the BMW.

Much Ado about Nothing

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

I cannot believe people have their panties in a twist over this. Most local politicians would be dancing in the streets if they had their local hotel booked solid for an event. My town supervisor is looking for ways to use local codes to put the kibosh on the thing. For pete’s sake they already promised not to do the nasty in the restaurant or the pool, what more do you want? They’re even having a Euchre tournament!
The woman interviewed on Channel 2 said this event means they can’t do a “date night” there. Honey, with all the shows and fine dining in the area, you have a bigger problem if going to the local Holiday Inn is your idea of date night.
This thing is pretty much right around the corner and down the street from my house. Maybe I should leave the outside light on and stay up all night to make sure none of these heathen try to invade my neighborhood.
Or should I put on my best powder blue leisure suit, douse myself in Jovan Musk, and hang out in the hotel lobby hoping for some action?

County Attorney to feds: We negotiate our incompetence

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Also known as “Move along folks, nothing to see here”. Let me put this in a nutshell. The county wants:
1. To negotiate”Constitutional requirements”
2. To be present at all interviews, or have a videotape of the interview if not present. Obviously this is to facilitate retaliation process improvement.
3. Findings will result in “Discussions” on an out of court settlement. No lawsuits allowed
I guess incompetence begets arrogance. Is this what they mean by “Good business practices”?

Mayoral Race cancelled due to lack of interest

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

First, The Dems don’t officially endorse either of their candidates.Kind of a “Gives us a call when somebody wins” type of enthusiasm.Now the Buffalo GOP isn’t even going to make an effort.
I know being on the short end of a 7-1 registered voter ratio can be a bit of a bummer, but throwing in the towel before the fight starts will not do anything to increase your number.
Some of the other reasoning slays me.
They are laying low to keep from riling up those darn city democrats and giving them a reason to vote so that the Republican candidates for County office have a better chance.

Some observers say the situation is fine with Domagalski; that he would just as soon suppress the city’s overwhelmingly Democratic vote to boost countywide Republicans in competitive races—especially Timothy M. Howard for sheriff and Philip C. Kadet for comptroller.

Competitive? Does this sound like someone who is competitive for the office of Sheriff?

And as for the candidate for Comptroller, this is all I could find on the retiree Kadet.
Now if they are pulling in their horns to give these two a better shot at winning, they are in dire straits indeed.

I won’t dance – don’t ask me..

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

With apologies to Jimmy McHugh, Dorothy Fields, and Jerome Kern…
This is what my wife read to me on the way home from work in the Niagara gazette.
Imagine you see two cars coming at you at high speed. You finally stop the one, adrenaline’s pumping, you yank the driver out, and you get this:

Deputies said Harris began using expletives, saying, “You all got me with the (expletive) squeeze play! You all (expletive) set Joe up. Old Joe got played! Old Joe angry.”

The best part (hence the title):

When asked to perform field sobriety tests, Harris replied, “I won’t dance.”

Nothing beats the Falls for entertainment.

Why I Love Canalfest

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

From the Niagara Gazette this morning:

A man who claimed to be a Town of Tonawanda recreation supervisor was arrested during the Canal Fest Parade Tuesday for acting belligerent when police asked him to step away from a crosswalk at Main and Niagara streets.
William F. McDonald, 51, 312 Woodmere Drive, Town of Tonawanda, was arrested for disorderly conduct after police who suspected he’d been drinking say they were verbally harassed.
A police report indicates an officer observed an empty beer cup in McDonald’s hand and the officer asked about whether he was planning to drive.
McDonald replied, “I drove my boat you dumb ass.” He was then arrested.
The report also stated McDonald had become loud and obnoxious earlier in the confrontation, moving only a short distance from his perch in the crosswalk and yelling repeatedly.
He was released after being issued an appearance ticket.

Definitely the place to people – watch.

What happens when you are too cheap to use public transportation

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

Perhaps he should have followed the advice “Take it easy, take a bus”!
Speaking of public transport, my suggestion to ease commuter congestion on the Peace Bridge:

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No digging, no muss, no fuss.

Multitasking Does Not Pay

Friday, July 10th, 2009

multitasking Admitting to one form of stupidity to cover for another may not be a good idea.
Of course assaulting an officer will not help either. Drunk and belligerent. My kind of woman.