I cannot believe people have their panties in a twist over this. Most local politicians would be dancing in the streets if they had their local hotel booked solid for an event. My town supervisor is looking for ways to use local codes to put the kibosh on the thing. For pete’s sake they already promised not to do the nasty in the restaurant or the pool, what more do you want? They’re even having a Euchre tournament!
The woman interviewed on Channel 2 said this event means they can’t do a “date night” there. Honey, with all the shows and fine dining in the area, you have a bigger problem if going to the local Holiday Inn is your idea of date night.
This thing is pretty much right around the corner and down the street from my house. Maybe I should leave the outside light on and stay up all night to make sure none of these heathen try to invade my neighborhood.
Or should I put on my best powder blue leisure suit, douse myself in Jovan Musk, and hang out in the hotel lobby hoping for some action?
A full hotel is a full hotel in this economy. We are talking about very much consenting adults here too but somehow the sensibilities of out community have been offended again. Are these the same deeply religious folk who scream pro life and shove fetus posters in people’s faces yet condemn unwed mothers and gleefully march other poor people’s kids off to war ? Umm I m thinking yes. Hey Dub if the Jovan Musk doesn’t reel em in I may have a stale bottle of Drakar Noir which I believe was the JM of the 90’s. And if the guest list was made public I am fairly sure we’d have a few swinging judges, pastors, girl scout leaders and PTA moms that nobody ever guessed were into the lifestyle as they call it.